I'm more awkward then Mikey Way's knees.

May 28

a-s-k-i-n-g-a-l-e-x-a-n-d-r-i-a:

Sorry, I can’t help myself xD Brusnop <3

This is the greatest thing ever omg. Awards to you.
May 27
abyssoffortitude:

“Thank you for the salty pig meat we are about to eat, along with the rest of the indigestible swill. And thank you for our new charade of a family. My father ran away when I was only six. If I’d have known any better I would have joined him. And also because she’s been trying to get back into this house ever since she lost it, Lord, a BIG thank you for blinding the asshole that’s doing my mother, so that he can’t see what everybody knows: she doesn’t really love him.”

abyssoffortitude:

“Thank you for the salty pig meat we are about to eat, along with the rest of the indigestible swill. And thank you for our new charade of a family. My father ran away when I was only six. If I’d have known any better I would have joined him. And also because she’s been trying to get back into this house ever since she lost it, Lord, a BIG thank you for blinding the asshole that’s doing my mother, so that he can’t see what everybody knows: she doesn’t really love him.”

May 27
May 27

I really just wanna have a boyfriend like Tate

theanimalihavebecome:

when i say that i dont mean one that rapes my mum lol, i think his love for violet is just so amazing. i just want something like that

May 27

tateswaglangdon:

i know, i fucked your mother. but no hard feelings ok ?

May 27
May 27
May 27
whatthedickensdudes:

Tate
May 27

blississa:


“Yes Tate, you’re all I want too”

May 27

I always dreamed of a happy ending, but suddenly, i fell in love with Tate Langdon.

May 27
May 27

thank god i have my shitty personality to make up for my shitty looks

May 27
May 27
May 27

arkansass:

mickey-ears:

arkansass:

if uglyness was measured in bricks u would be the great wall of china

Scuse me, but my inner history minor would like to speak: The Great Wall of China isn’t made out of bricks. It’s made of mostly stone, clay, and wood.

Carry on.

my dad owns a gun